Max Vs.

There is a new cartoon out on DVD called "Hulk Vs." In the movie, Hulk takes on all sorts of foes in full on battle. Although Max is only 3 weeks old, I figured it's about time for his first rumble. I personlly think Max wins every one of these fights.

FIGHT 1: THE BATTLE OF WHO IS MORE ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



A model posing with a TAPOUT beanie who was probably paid thousand of dollars for this shot.

VS.

Max, a poor baby who didn't even realize I was putting a mixed martial arts TAPOUT hat on his little head.

FIGHT 2: THE BATTLE OF BRAWN AND MUSCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The immortal Hulk Hogan striking a pose and "runing wild on you!" Those prayers, vitamins, and steroids really paid off.

VS.

The immortal Max, a baby so tough he even flexes while sound asleep.

FIGHT 3: THE BATTLE OF THE BETTER POSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SUPERMAN, the man of steel striking a mighty pose as he flies through the air.

VS.

SUPER MAX, a newborn who thinks sleeping in this position is comfortable. I promise I didn't adjust his arms for this photo. He did that on his own.

FIGHT 4: THE BATTLE IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a Jawa, a little hooded creature who is often startled by screeching droids.

VS.

Max, a hooded baby who was startled because of the screeching singing taking place on "American Idol." True story.

FIGHT 5: THE BATTLE OF THE BETTER SMILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leroy the rock gorilla, a savage animal known to grin while passing gas.

VS.

Max, a savage animal known to grin while passing gas. The little stinker.